andrew2313

WHOA. You are just too good. All I have is a penny. You're not even worth that much so I'll give you 1/8 of it for 845 hours ok? That's my final offer

Anonymous

Deal.

Right here, right now? I'll bring the bounty sheets and whipped cream.

Anonymous

Sounds amazing. You know where to meet me. I charge $150 up front. $50 an hour. I’m that amazing.

Hey there sexual. You're amazing. Let's fuck?

Anonymous

What time, I’m good anytime anywhere. HMU

fidiot:

nigelpornberry:

llamascandance:

lorenzography:

unic0rn-p1ss:

jasmynchristine:

iwill-shelteryou:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Is it weird that this actually scared me?

LLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL X 10^125346456

I FUCKING CANT

I NEED AIR

i started laughing the second it started and i spit out my spaghetti LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

OH MY GOD FHAOIDSFUGADNO

SO TRUE

Happens every time…

Yes.

Every time brattah’s.

GIRLS & BOYS BEFORE SCHOOL

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