Anonymous asked: WHOA. You are just too good. All I have is a penny. You're not even worth that much so I'll give you 1/8 of it for 845 hours ok? That's my final offer
Deal.
Anonymous asked: Right here, right now? I'll bring the bounty sheets and whipped cream.
Sounds amazing. You know where to meet me. I charge $150 up front. $50 an hour. I’m that amazing.
Anonymous asked: Hey there sexual. You're amazing. Let's fuck?
What time, I’m good anytime anywhere. HMU
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